But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing project management and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the Redmine system, and expound the actual tickets of the great developer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids meetings themselves, because it is my pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasurable meetings rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful.
Nor again is there anyone who loves meatballs or pursues or desires to obtain meatballs themselves, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure me some great meatball pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasurable meeting that has no consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure? Am I Right?!